I recently learnt to drive. I’m 28, I should have learnt sooner, but I didn’t, deal with it.
I have now been driving for two months. Plenty of time to establish just how many bellends there are on the road. In those two months, I’ve encountered countless fucking idiots who deserve a Darwin Award for their incredible driving ability.
Let’s start with the cunt that nearly hit me twice in the same car park on the same day.